words to live by?

"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you are impotent; she can't wait to disprove it." ~Cary Grant

I would have to say this is true. But then, you have to haggle with the possibility that if it is, indeed, the truth – then you are stuck with something, er, soft. Never a good thing. However, in my experience (wink wink) there is always an exception to the rule.